can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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