Sponge bath it is.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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