Midget sex pt 2 tonight
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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