Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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