For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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