More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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