party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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