ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I have feelings that need drinking.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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