i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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