He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
never play flip cup with pint glasses
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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