That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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