I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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