I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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