isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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