at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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