why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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