I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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