Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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