She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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after the letters "e" and "n" my brain inserted instantly the word enema. what the fuck? seriously?
Nice Winston Churchill reference:\n\n"I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest."\n\nHe was speaking in 1939 about what role the Soviet Union might play in WWII.
This should be on Urban Dictionary, as the definition of "Heather".
Put that shit on urban dictionary!
What percent of people who read that got the reference? A step up from an 'anchorman' quote. But I've heard Churchill smelled like bigfoot's dick so the circle is complete.
Is Heather Russian?
I've heard a version of this line on NCIS Los Angeles spoken about Hetty.
Where the hell was most of that line from?!?!
Dammit, someone beat me to it. Yes, Churchill; though he probably had a Heather in mind rather than "Russia" at the time, too. Original draft: "I cannot forecast to you the action of 'Russia'. Bitches be crazy."
I think it was, "Mother Russia? Bitch crazy, yo. But in the morning, I shall be sober, and she'll still be crazy." And then he puked on his shoes.