I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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