so explain again why im purple
no
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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