Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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