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  • 87 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:06pm

    Everyone is motivated by alcohol at some point in their lives :)

  • 93 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:56pm

    "we don't take kindly to people who take kindly around here"

  • 96 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:01pm

    HI HATERS, HI HATERS, HI HATERS!!!

  • 83 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:01pm

    i hate people who say "first"

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:23pm

    I hate people who hate people

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 5:53pm

    whoever said money cant buy happiness is an idiot. money buys vodka.

  • 81 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:57pm

    *who don't take kindly* i fail

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:34pm

    money is what gets you vodka! unless you have a vagina. then it just gets handed to us :}

  • 76 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:04pm

    lol me too... TWENTY THIRD BITCHES!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:47pm

    this text is awesome