and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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Everyone is motivated by alcohol at some point in their lives :)
HI HATERS, HI HATERS, HI HATERS!!!
whoever said money cant buy happiness is an idiot. money buys vodka.
"we don't take kindly to people who take kindly around here"
I hate people who hate people
i hate people who say "first"
*who don't take kindly*
money is what gets you vodka!
unless you have a vagina. then it just gets handed to us :}
lol me too... TWENTY THIRD BITCHES!!
this text is awesome