and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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Everyone is motivated by alcohol at some point in their lives :)
I hate people who hate people
HI HATERS, HI HATERS, HI HATERS!!!
"we don't take kindly to people who take kindly around here"
whoever said money cant buy happiness is an idiot. money buys vodka.
i hate people who say "first"
money is what gets you vodka!
unless you have a vagina. then it just gets handed to us :}
*who don't take kindly*
lol me too... TWENTY THIRD BITCHES!!
this text is awesome