Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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