I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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