Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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