I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
