According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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