I cockslap morals
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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