STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just fell off a train. Bad.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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