I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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