we're blogging at a bar
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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