sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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