So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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Happy employees are productive employees, after all....
Lay-offs sound so much better when you call it "savings"
"laid" not "laid-off"
Win win for everyone !!
No. Now they'll expect you to always find $3.5M savings or you are not meeting expectations. If you can't they'll lay you off, not pay to get you laid.