that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Randomize