doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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