mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Two words: blizzard sex
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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