You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize