there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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