I wish I could teleport
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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