were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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