Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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