This dress was meant to end up on your floor
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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