I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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