I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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if you dont know what 5 guys is, this text sounds dirty as hell.
If someone hasn't done a porn playing on the Five Guys name, they need to!
Well if five guys were in you, you'd have a reason to be crying.
next on the cw "crying in 5 guys"
I love their seasoned fries. Soooo good.
Its a burger place for those who don't know
That's my area code! I feel like I may know who this is...
Well tears will definitely make 5 Guys taste even saltier...
I know this girl!
Overpriced, sub-par burgers.