Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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