We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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