he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
