alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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