Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
