Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Randomize
