Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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