He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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