Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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